Joe: Noah, who do you like better, Mom or Dad?
Noah: DAD!
Joe: Who has the strongest muscles, Mom or Dad?
Noah: DAD!
Joe: Who has the nicest eyes, Mom or Dad?
Noah: DAD!
Maren: Yeah, well, who's the prettiest, Mom or Dad? (As a general rule I've learned that which ever name I want them to say, I suggest last).
Noah: MOM! (It didn't work, but thanks!)
Joe: Who has the smallest brain, Dad or Mom? (Joe caught on to my trickery. No fair!)
Noah: MOM!
Maren: Fine. Let's try this. Who has the smallest brain, Mom or Dad?
Noah: MOM! (It didn't work. Again).
Maren: (mumbling) ...That's because Noah thinks your head is so big.
Joe: Who has the snottiest nose? Dad or Mom?
Noah: NOAH! (He has a cold, so it was very appropriate and very true. Haha!)
The End








